The other day on Pointless there was a retired police officer who was planning to go to South Africa to see the rugby if he won, and his daughter (the little creep) said she'd sub him if they won.
"With 34 years of police pension he can afford to pay for himself to go to South Africa" says Fester "Mind you, so could I."
"What?! Then why the heck am I spending the Coven weekend in a Travelodge?"
"Because you arrange them."
"No I don't, Dr E does."
"I'm happy for you to spend whatever you like."
"Are you saying I'm mean?"
"A little parsimonious perhaps."
Or as he once said
"You're the only woman I know who has money for looking at purposes"
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